So, not enough people follow me for it to make a difference, but for anyone who cares, I’m sorry. I need to abandon tumblr. My coming back was mostly an effort to extend an olive branch to someone I care about. Either I fucked it up, or there was never an option in the first place. My return brought toxicity to her life, and sadness to mine. What I saw as an olive branch, she saw as a cry for attention. For both our sakes, I cant stay. Karma, if.. or when, rather.. you read this, just know I do care and I always did. You are always welcome to reach out to me if you want, but I wont try to reach you anymore without your consent. I’m sorry that things went the way they did. I wish you happiness in whatever way you can find it
“The seagull is not lying.”
Wizard: Hewwo, I am the Mushwoom Wizawd!
Rogue: If that’s your character voice, I’m going to shoot myself…
can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up
(via candycactuskitten)
A man had a wife named Lorraine. He was cheating on her with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine died suddenly. At her funeral, her husband got up to say a few words, but instead looked directly at his mistress and sang, “I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, LORRAINE IS GONE”
(via justbadpuns)
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire..
(via justbadpuns)
